Five things that Steve Jobs won't announce today

Who knows what Steve Jobs will announce at Apple’s orgiastic It’s Only Rock ‘n Roll media event in San Francisco later today (09/09/2009). Indeed, who knows if it will be Jobs himself or a fake Stevewho gives the mass rally at 10.00 am pacific today to the Apple faithful. What I do have, however, is a world exclusive on five things that Steve won’t announce today....

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